Thursday, September 25

Wiener Water Soup

Well, when the next Great Depression hits, we may all resort to eatin "food" like this "soup" which is the most depressin recipe I've ever seen. Other than hobos, who would actually eat this? Or, worse yet, serve it to their family? I feel like Child Services needs to be called on this recipe just for existin!

Thanks to Midwest Cookin fan Mrs. Gertrude Black for submittin this one.

1 pkg. wieners
3 c. water

How to:
Combine wieners and water in a two quart saucepan. Bring to a boil until wieners are cooked. Throw the wieners in the garbage. (WHAT?! you're broke enough to actually be eatin this swill and you're goin to toss perfectly good wieners in the garbage?!? you deserve to be poor.) Serve soup. Serves 3. (Ugh - I bet this "soup" has a deliteful aroma. Urp.)

Wednesday, September 24

Macaroni and Cheese, Hamburger

Hmmm...I wonder what ingredients could possibly be in this recipe? Macaroni and cheese and hamburger, you say? Why, I never would have guessed!

1 box macaroni and cheese dinner (go for the Kraft!)
1 lb. hamburger
1 can cream of mushroom soup (but of course!)
1/2 can milk (canned milk? or a random can filled halfway with milk? these are the things that keep me up at night.)

How to:
Prepare macaroni and cheese accordin to directions. Fry hamburger and onion. Add hamburger to prepared macaroni and cheese dinner; add soup and milk. Season with salt and pepper. Heat and serve. Very easy to make and tastes great. (Gee, I'll have to take your word on that "tastes great" part, Shirley. I think ketchup would make a lovely accompaniment, don't you?)